Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

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What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

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What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

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Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King