Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

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How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

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How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

What do you call Afghan triplets?

Twins! I am so sorry....

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Lannister Jokes More Lannister Jokes

Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.