Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.
A: Catch.
Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.
US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.
Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.
Because there's a BartEnder there.
Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.
asks the neutron. "For you No charge."
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
Hot cross bunnies.
Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.
Ryes over rum.
Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*
