What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

Rum Jokes More Rum Jokes

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*