Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

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How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

Why did President Kennedy never get drunk?

He wasn't very good at taking shots.

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What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.