Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

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Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

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Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.