Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

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Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

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Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.