What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

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What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.