Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

How did hipster kid hurt himself?

He touched the stove before it was cool...