Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn?

Not getting hard.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What do you call a belt with a clock?

A waist of time.

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove