Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

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What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

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What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

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Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

What did the clock do after the good meal?

He went back four seconds.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.