How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

Popcorn Jokes More Popcorn Jokes

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.