How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What is Michael J Fox's favourite song?

Shake It Off by Tayler Swift

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person?

A wiener

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

Popcorn Jokes More Popcorn Jokes

What did the momma corn say to baby corn?

A: where is popcorn

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.