Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

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What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

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Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

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How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

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Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.