Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

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Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

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What's the capital of Honduras?

HER: um... ME:writing bad at geo-

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

A: There is writing on the White-out.

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What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.