Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

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How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

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Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

What does toilet paper and office paper have in common?

You can write on both of them with a No. 2

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Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.