Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

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What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

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Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

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How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.

What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke?

I literally cant even write now

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What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.