What does toilet paper and office paper have in common?

You can write on both of them with a No. 2

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

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What's the shortest book ever written?

A: French War Heroes.

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke