What does toilet paper and office paper have in common?

You can write on both of them with a No. 2

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What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

What do you call an article written about a dead astronaut?

An -tuary!