How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

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Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!