How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

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What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

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Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

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How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!