Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

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Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Ballerina Jokes More Ballerina Jokes

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!