Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

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What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

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Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.