Ballerina Jokes

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

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Where did the memes make their last stand?

The Aylmao.

Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.

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How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ?

5,6,7,8.

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What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be?

D'oh-ta 2

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

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How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

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What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

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How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

Why do women talk so much?

Because they have 4 lips.

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What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates