Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
One, because that's an Oeuf.
Tequila...
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
Where's popcorn.
I answer back... You mean in bed
Reddit gold.
Compra maize.
Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.
I am tired of looking for a job.
Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.
A tan gent.
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
A shotgun shell.
In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.
Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong
