Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

What's dad's best one-liner?

My wife."

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

24 Jokes More 24 Jokes

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

What's got 24 balls and screws small animals?

A shotgun shell.

Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

What do you call a grocery store for people with dementia?

Question Mart.

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.