Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

Because he thought it was a delivery service.

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

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Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen

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Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?

Click Jagger.

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

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How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

Who clicks on ads?

I do To report them.