Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

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Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

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Where do you go to get a burger on the internet?

McDownloads!

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme."

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Why were the mountain climber's parents disappointed in him?

He was always high! (I'm sorry)

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

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What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

What has 12 breasts and 24 teeth?

The night shift at Waffle House.

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What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

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How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'