Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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That you to fart.

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Some people think God is real.

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YouTuberculosis.

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They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

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What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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They're both annoying and want your money.