Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

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How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

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Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

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Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

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The constellation prize.

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

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Who clicks on ads?

I do To report them.

How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."