Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

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How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

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Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

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Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

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How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.