What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

Previous Random Joke Next

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?

A water sprinkler.

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

File Jokes More File Jokes

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Gop Jokes More Gop Jokes

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.