What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size? A peta-file.

Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What's the best part of divorce?

Two Kwanzaas

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What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.