What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

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How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

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Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size? A peta-file.

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Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.