What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

Previous Random Joke Next

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why does no one like the number 4?

It's too square.

File Jokes More File Jokes

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

Gop Jokes More Gop Jokes

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.