Adobe-wan Kenobi
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size? A peta-file.
Merci backup.
On their RRRRRRR drive.
They just don't believe in labels.
Pierre to Pierre.
Yarrrrrsync!
Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.
A **MIDI**-val file.
Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"
They will be millionaires when the Nigerian princes finish downloading the file.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because someone stole his thunder
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
RAR
A GOP Presidential candidate.
A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.
Dragon drop
Windows update message asking you to restart your computer
File compression
I'd say it's fifty fifty
They're not infallible
Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Because an itch in time saves nine.
Because black people have no rights
It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.
Pokemon
Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
You Snoop, Dogg.
A: Teeth in the cavity.
A Cruci-fixie.
A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!
A watchdog.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
