Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

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Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.