Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

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What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

A: Public access.

What do you call a dog that goes to the beach?

Ballroom blitz

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How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.