Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

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Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

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What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

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How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.