Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

Kanye West Jokes More Kanye West Jokes

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What does Kanye West call Kim Kardashian when she has a yeast infection?

Yeasty I'll show myself out