Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

Kanye West Jokes More Kanye West Jokes

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.