Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What kind of witch goes to the beach?

A: Sandwitch

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.