Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

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Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

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What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.