Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

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What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

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Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.