How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.