How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

What do you do when Ronda says "Not Tonight"?

Kick her out of bed

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What sits in the middle of the world wide web ?

A very very big spider !

Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?

He's just there so he won't get slimed.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.