How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why was the lizard nervous in bed?

He had reptile dysfuncton

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.