How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.