How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do Australians say when they go to bed?

G'night mate

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the blonde snort splenda?

She thought it was diet coke.

Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.