How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whose baby was it?

The elephant's!

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.