How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What's Jay-z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby in a concentration camp?

Baby Powder.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?

He's just there so he won't get slimed.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.