What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

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What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.