Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!