Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

Where do fish wash ?

In a river basin !

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.