Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

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What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

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Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

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Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.