Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

Previous Random Joke Next
Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

Prosthesis Jokes More Prosthesis Jokes

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.