Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

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Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.