What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What, you hooked?

He says "All net."

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.