What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

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What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.