What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

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How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

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She was taking god's name in vein.

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!