How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

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Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

What's the difference between batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :-)

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What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

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What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.