How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

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Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

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Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle