How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

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Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

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How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

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How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.