How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

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What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Change?

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Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

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What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.