How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

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How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.