How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

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How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

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Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

What did the salmon say when it hit the wall?

Dam"

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.