How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

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How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

Why doesn't Shirley Manson change her Facebook relationship status?

She's only happy when "It's Complicated."

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What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon