How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

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What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

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How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

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What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"