How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

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How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

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How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

Valve Jokes More Valve Jokes

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.