How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

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How many Duggar does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw children, not light bulbs.

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

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What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ?

Tsardines !

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Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

What does a soviet call someone with good vision?

Glasnots.

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"