How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

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What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

What does a soviet call someone with good vision?

Glasnots.

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Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"