How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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How many pollsters does it take to change a light bulb?

One, plus or minus one.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

What is Russia's current Anthem?

A. "Putin on the Blitz"

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What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!