Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

Previous Random Joke Next

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

Soviet Russia Jokes More Soviet Russia Jokes

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.