Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

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Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen