Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

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Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

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What does it take to make Mother Russia pregnant?

A soviet seamen

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.