Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

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How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

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Who's the top selling author in Russia?

Salman Rush B

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.