Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

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How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

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Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen