How do Eskimos make things stick together?

Igloo

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Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

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Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids