What do you get if you push a piano down a mine?

A flat miner

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What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.