How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

How do you get a retard to leave you alone?

Give him a small $1 million loan