How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

before 15:30 ... I'll show myself out

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..