How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

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What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

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What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike?

Your bike back

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

What do you say when someone makes a racially insensitive comment?

That's insensitive, you retard.