Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !
A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
Because he had no .
A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.
Black man working
Benoit B. Mandelbrot.
An out-of-tuna!
With a scale.
The dead baby can feed a family of four.
Don't feed it !
Because they're usually found on trucks.
The train got windows
Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool
Because they're constant in a pool.
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."
