Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call two men from Paraguay?

Par a guays!

What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a pool full of details?

The specific ocean.

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

3 Hour Jokes More 3 Hour Jokes

Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !