Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool"

3 Hour Jokes More 3 Hour Jokes

Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"