Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

3 Hour Jokes More 3 Hour Jokes

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"