Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

How do you weigh a Hipster?

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