Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!