Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

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What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.