Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

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Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

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How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.