Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh

Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.

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What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !