What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

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What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant