What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

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What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

What's her name?

Me: I'm not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least Me:

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What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!