Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

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What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

How is that racist?

I said I wasn't racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub"

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

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What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub"

What do you call Dubstep on a Mac?

iDropIt