Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

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What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

What do you call the James Brown songs no one listens to?

Defunct funk.

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How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

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What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common?

They both get better when you drop the "base".

What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep?

Salt.