Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut