Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.
A high-jacker.
She wants the D.
2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie
Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.
Calculus
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
They gotta catch 'Jamal
He resisted a rest.
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do