Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

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How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

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What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

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What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What do u call a bad jokester?

Matteo