Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

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Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

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Why are hemorrhoid and diarrhea so hard to spell?

Like if you're talking about them, you aren't having a rough enough time already.

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

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Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.

What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

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How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done