Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

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What did Oliver Twist say at the slave auction?

Please sir, I want some moors.

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

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Why is taking spanish 2 so awesome?

You get a lot of puse.

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

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What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."

What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?

A good days hunting.