What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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How did the hermit pay for his home?

A: Alone.

How do you pay a quiz master?

with finances.

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Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

Why do they call it the Dark Ages?

Because of all the "knights"

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How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

Why did Arthur have a round table ?

So no one could corner him !