What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

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A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

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I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

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I don't see the point

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Sir Lunchalot.

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Because he was always in a cent.

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He charges you double.

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Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

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Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

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Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge