What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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You only get paid in tips.

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Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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There's already a clock on the stove

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Because Chernobyl fallout.

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He became Sir Loin

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Because he was sick of chainmail.

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He charges you double.

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Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge