Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

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When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

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Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

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Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.