Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

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Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing?

Because they don't make any cents.

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

What is the biggest obstacle in getting rich quickly?

Cops

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What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.