Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

How do you pay for incense?

In cents

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?