Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

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Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

How do you pay for incense?

In cents

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

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Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"