Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

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How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

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Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

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What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

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Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?