Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

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What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

Why was the anomaly so poor?

Because it didn't make any cents!

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What do you call a house full of black people?

A jail.

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

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Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.

What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.