Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

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How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

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Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

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What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what