Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

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Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

What makes perfect sense?

The U.S. mint (cents)

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What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail?

you know he did it.

What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.