Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

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What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.