Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

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Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

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Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

Why was the lion cub sent to jail?

It was a child predator.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*