What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.

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How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.