Because it makes cents (sense).
Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)
The U.S. mint (cents)
Two cents
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
You can sense his presents.
Neither of them can finish a play
Both were shot before a live audience.
