What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

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What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.