What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

What do you do when Ronda says "Not Tonight"?

Kick her out of bed

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What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What did the swollen prostate say during the prostatectomy?

I'm out, urine.

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.