What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

Urine Jokes More Urine Jokes

What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.