What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

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What did the PEE CLUB SOCIETY said to me on the taster session?

URINE!

What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

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What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.