Urine Jokes

What did the PEE CLUB SOCIETY said to me on the taster session?

URINE!

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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

What did the swollen prostate say during the prostatectomy?

I'm out, urine.

What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

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What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

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A drama-dairy.

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Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

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Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

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It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the olympic games ?

To be put out.

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.