Urine Jokes

What did the PEE CLUB SOCIETY said to me on the taster session?

URINE!

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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

What did the swollen prostate say during the prostatectomy?

I'm out, urine.

What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill deaf patient?

Now, this may be difficult to hear..."

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

you are turbanned

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.