Urine Jokes

What did the PEE CLUB SOCIETY said to me on the taster session?

URINE!

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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

What did the swollen prostate say during the prostatectomy?

I'm out, urine.

What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

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Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander?

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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

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What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

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What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

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What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

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Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble

Why do urologists like UTIs?

It means urine business.