What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

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Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

How do you spot a dwarf in a drugstore?

He's the smallest one

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Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

because the population is always Dublin.

What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

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What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

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What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

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What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck