What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

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What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

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Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

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What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

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What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!