What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

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Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What is like tomato but better?

DD-WRT

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.