What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

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Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.