What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

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Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.