What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

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Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

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Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

What did the Spanish cannibals have for dinner?

JOHN CENA!! I'm sorry.

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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

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What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.