What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.