What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

because celery stalks

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.

What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?

Freud rice.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.