What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.