What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What fruit makes you confused?

Papayas See, you're confused right?

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.