What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What does a blonde make best for dinner?

A: Reservations.

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

How's the fruit?

Just peachy.