What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!