Lettuce, pray.
A bird of pray.
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
His wheelchair.
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
Dinner for 4.
Lettuce alone.
Icebergers
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.