What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

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What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

What is 168?

Dinner for 4.

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What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic