What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

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What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What do you call a dead person?

Dinner