What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

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What did the Spanish cannibals have for dinner?

JOHN CENA!! I'm sorry.

What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey"

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What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic