Dead Person Jokes

What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

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What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What do you call a bee in the garage?

Garbage.

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini?

I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

Horrible Person Jokes More Horrible Person Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.