Dead Person Jokes

What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

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What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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Cardboard Box Jokes More Cardboard Box Jokes

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

None she is the joke

Dead Body Jokes More Dead Body Jokes

What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes?

Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

Where'd you get them?

Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

What do you call a really fast lamb?

Lamborghini