Dinner
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Body centered cubic
With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.
With a pitchfork!
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!
A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.
After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Because they're always dribbling!
Cannibal kids: "What's for dinner Mom "
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
To sleep under it
I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.
Morgue Attendant
