Dead Person Jokes

What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

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What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What strange joke What does a white woman make for dinner?

Reservations.

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel