Dead Person Jokes

What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

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What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

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What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

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How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

What's the shortest way to the front page?

Up vote to find out.

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

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Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys?

A neck romancer.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

Dead Body Jokes More Dead Body Jokes

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body."

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'