Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with?

A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.