Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

What're you in for?

I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What're you in for?

I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."

What do you do with a no-legged greyhound?

Take it drag racing