Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

What can you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him on a drag! What do you call said dog Doesn't matter... he's not coming anyway.