Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.